i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
mom: did you get your grades back?
mom: really? cause your teacher called.
that is actually a perfect description
Why is this so cool?
..Are those little staples? WHY WOULD YOU STAPLE BREAD TO THE WALL.
If I hit my post limit for this….
If I hit my toast limit for this….
omg he even doesnt hit the bombs
I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills
What do you mean you dont reblog cats everybody reblog cats