*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
what the fuck is this
I think he’s drunk again.
And the guy who turned a public library into his own personal fort…
Nothing makes public speaking easier like (a crippling dependence on) PowerPoint!
don’t combine the words “milk” and “chocolate” in any order. ever. nasty and sinful.
you must be destroyed
i can’t be brought down by a bunch of boring ass milk chocolate bitches
you hate chocolate milk what the fuck
hell yea bitch destroy the weak
i will actually be overpowering your weak, decalcified bones, which will snap like twigs in my gorilla hands